Traditionally, we always have a family Christmas jumper...
...It's always my job to talk him down :/
Years later, Kevin McCallister murdered his older brother at a family Christmas party.
It was a total buzzkill.
Just finished buying the family Christmas tree and as the clerk was tying it down he asked me, "So you plan on putting this up yourself then?"
"No you sicko- I was thinking in front of the window in the den."
Christmas Cheer
Just texted my Girlfriend to see if she was coming over tonight after her family Christmas celebration.
She texted, "Let me guess, Netflix and chill."
I responded, "No baby, I upgraded to Disney Plus and Thrust"
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