UPJOKE

Its really hard to take women with false eyelashes seriously.

It's like watching 2 tarantulas scream for attention.

You know what I want

A guy taking a overnight train settles down in his bunk in the sleeper car, he hears someone climb into the bunk below him. He looks down behind the curtain, its a beautiful blonde woman. She takes off her blouse and removes her falsies, she takes off her false eyelashes, she removes a fake eye, tak...

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