What do you call a wizard that keeps falling over?
Stumbledore
I smoked up last night and couldn't stop falling over.
It was Tumbleweed.
I kept falling over but didn’t know what to do. My friend told me to look on...
Trip Advisor
God notices heaven is getting a bit crowded
So he sits down with St Peter and says “Look, too many people are getting in. As of tomorrow at 12pm, no one is getting in unless they’ve had a really bad day”
Peter nods, and the next day he sits down at the pearly gates when a man arrives
“Hi sir, welcome to heaven, hey new rules....
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