What do you call a pig that’s falling down a hill?
A sausage roll.
Step by step guide to falling down stairs
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase
It's a step by step guide
Once I started falling down the mountain,
It all went downhill from there.
The difference between standing up and falling down...
The difference between standing up and falling down is actually staggering
A Russian plane is falling down....
One pilot says to the other "AHHH WE'RE STALIN"
I don't know how to sing "London Bridge is Falling Down"
but I'm gonna take a stab at it.
What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?
A flat miner
The 20 steps to falling down the stairs:
My dad with arthritis was arrested for falling down while on a jog.
Apparently you can't roll joints in public spaces yet.
What do you call a snarky criminal falling down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
How does Sisyphus deal with his boulder falling down the mountain?
He just rolls with it.
There’s one great thing about falling down a flight of stairs.
You forget you’re hungry.
Why did the chemist's pants keep falling down?
He had no *acetol*.
What do you call a hundred old timey Irish railroad workers falling down a hill?
A navvy lanch
If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft...
I'll show you Aflat minor.
What prize did the man win for his pants falling down?
The no belt peace prize.
Three women are falling down from a cliff.
Three women are falling down from a cliff, a brunet a ginger and a blonde. They will certainly die if they reach the ground but a fairy appears and says. - I will help you with my magick power, I can turn you to a bird, so you can survive, but you have to choose with kind of bird would you like t...