What do you call a pig that’s falling down a hill?

A sausage roll.

Step by step guide to falling down stairs

-Step 1

-Step 2

-Step 4

-Step 7

-Step 11

-Hospital

I've just written a book about falling down a staircase

It's a step by step guide

Once I started falling down the mountain,

It all went downhill from there.

The difference between standing up and falling down...

The difference between standing up and falling down is actually staggering

A Russian plane is falling down....

One pilot says to the other
"AHHH WE'RE STALIN"

I don't know how to sing "London Bridge is Falling Down"

but I'm gonna take a stab at it.

What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

The 20 steps to falling down the stairs:

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 3:

Step 5:

Step 8:

Step 15:

Step 20:

My dad with arthritis was arrested for falling down while on a jog.

Apparently you can't roll joints in public spaces yet.

What do you call a snarky criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How does Sisyphus deal with his boulder falling down the mountain?

He just rolls with it.

There’s one great thing about falling down a flight of stairs.

You forget you’re hungry.

Why did the chemist's pants keep falling down?

He had no *acetol*.

What do you call a hundred old timey Irish railroad workers falling down a hill?

A navvy lanch

If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft...

I'll show you Aflat minor.

What prize did the man win for his pants falling down?

The no belt peace prize.

Three women are falling down from a cliff.

Three women are falling down from a cliff, a brunet a ginger and a blonde. They will certainly die if they reach the ground but a fairy appears and says.
- I will help you with my magick power, I can turn you to a bird, so you can survive, but you have to choose with kind of bird would you like t...

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