I just read a book called "how to survive falling down a staircase"
Yeah it's a step by step guide
A 5 step guide to falling down stairs
Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 11 Floor
What do you call a wizard falling down a staircase?
Tumbledore
a man was late to work because he was trying to stop his clock from falling down
before he knew it, his time was up
What do you call a man falling down the stairs with a hard on?
Rock and roll
A old woman visits a doctor after a falling down the stairs, injuring her hip.
Doctor: “you took quite a tumble, you are going to need to take it easy and definitely avoid stairs for several weeks while you heal.”
Woman: “I suppose I could sleep downstairs, but what if I realize I need something and it is upstairs?”
Doctor: “Do you have a neighbor you could ask ...
Who was asked to direct a gothic horror about a tree falling down?
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmbbbbbbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrrton.
A Russian plane is falling down....
One pilot says to the other "AHHH WE'RE STALIN"
Once I started falling down the mountain,
It all went downhill from there.
The difference between standing up and falling down...
The difference between standing up and falling down is actually staggering
Why did the chemist's pants keep falling down?
He had no *acetol*.
I don't know how to sing "London Bridge is Falling Down"
but I'm gonna take a stab at it.
What do you call a snarky criminal falling down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
How does Sisyphus deal with his boulder falling down the mountain?
He just rolls with it.
There’s one great thing about falling down a flight of stairs.
You forget you’re hungry.
My dad with arthritis was arrested for falling down while on a jog.
Apparently you can't roll joints in public spaces yet.
What prize did the man win for his pants falling down?
The no belt peace prize.
Show me a me a piano falling down a mineshaft..
And I'll show you a flat minor.
Once there was an inflatable boy.
He lived in his inflatable house with his inflatable parents, and every morning when the inflatable clock struck seven, he would come down the inflatable stairs and eat his breakfast at the inflatable table, then go and catch the inflatable bus to his inflatable school.
But one day for some r...
What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?
Tutsi Roll
What do you call a hundred old timey Irish railroad workers falling down a hill?
A navvy lanch
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