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Fall Under Jokes

I told my wife I saw someone fall under the bus today. She said, “Oh my God, was it moving?”

I said, “A few people were crying, but I was fine.”

Don’t you love having your gym pass on your keys? It’s so convenient!

Every time they fall under my car seat, the pass makes it so easy to pick up!

Rover!

So this Steve is meeting his girl's father over dinner for the first time. Trouble is, Steve has really bad gas. So everything's going well: the food tastes nice, the father really seems to like him, and the the dog is eating the crumbs that fall under the table. But eventually, Steve lets one rip. ...

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