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The Falkland Islands are the male nipples of the British Empire

Not necessary- but will protect

A British General and his Men

A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.

Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General’s office.

“Since we weren’t actuall...

Conversation between leaders of the UK and Argentina

UK: knock knock.

Argentina: who's there?

UK: Falkland Islands.

Argentina: I don't get it.

UK: And you never will.

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The World's Best Ethnic Joke - to the max

An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Afghan, Åland Island, Albanian, Algerian, American Samoan, Andorran, Angolan, Anguillan, Antiguan or Barbudan, Argentinian, Armenian, Aruban, Australian, Austrian, Azerbaijani, Bahamian, Bahraini, Bangladeshi, Barbadian, Belarusian, Belgian, Belizean, Beninois, Be...

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A long way

The Royal Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of his body... The officer got to choose what those two parts wo...

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