Fair Ground Jokes - 3 Hilarious Fair Ground Jokes

Ten dollars is ten dollars

A married couple, Edna and Phil, go to the county fair every spring, and every year there's a stunt plane that goes above the fair and flies around doing tricks and whatnot for only ten dollars. Every year Phil asks if they can do it, but every year Edna says the same thing, "Ten dollars is ten doll...

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Fattest Pig Contest

One day 3 farmers are coming back from town when they see a sign for the County Fair coming next month, right below the main advert is another for a Fattest Pig Contest. The farmers have pigs on their farm so they think they should enter.

When they get back to the farm the first farmer goes ...

How to play "Future You"

FUTURE YOU How to play "Future You" (You'll have to be over 25 to play this game) Go to a play park, or a fair ground or a school or anywhere you might find children. Find a child who looks enough like you. Go up to that child when they're alone and say "I am you from the future, those people are no...

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