A traveler checked in at a hotel that advertised widely as offering
everything a client might desire. The traveler at once called room service. "I want to have brought to my room," he said, "a young virgin between the ages of 18 and 19, who must have blonde hair and blue eyes. I also want sent up 4 pieces of strong rope, each exactly 4 feet in length, and a ...
18 Beautiful Women (long)
Three guys get lost hiking and stumble upon a farm with three barns and decide to spend the night. They agree to sleep in separate barns.
The first barn has 18 sheep, the second barn has 18 cows, and the third barn has 18 beautiful women. The guys draw straws and select their barn to sleep i...
My now knocked up GF just told me that she's an anti-vaxxerr
so I only have to pay for 4 years of child support instead of 18.
A fruitful joke
A very Christian woman marries a very Christian man. Following the words of the Bible, "Be fruitful and multiply," they have many children. 16 over the course of 18 years, to be exact.
A few years later, the husband dies suddenly of a heart attack. The lady remarries another man, and they ha...