Son says "dad can i ask you a question?" Dad says "course you can son ask away."
Son: "why do we have these big humps on our backs?"
Dad: "well, when where walking across the desert for many many miles, we need a drink of water and are humps store water for us to drink"
Son: ...
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A Frenchman, Spaniard and Indian are sitting on the deck of a ship...
awaiting their punishments by the British Captain. The Captain approaches and says,"I have been given strict orders by the Commodore that the punishment shall fit the crime".
"You shall list the crime you have been convicted of, and I shall determine the appropriate punishment, which shall th...
Why do my eyes hurt?
Because I got eye lashes.
A baby camel and his mother were lying around
A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, “mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother said, “Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? Baby said, “Why do camels have humps?” Mother said “Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water ...
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