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Eye Care Jokes

Some day I'm going to provide everyone with free eye care. you'll see.

YOU'LL ALL SEE!!

At a funeral, a man asks the family of the deceased if he can say something.

They say yes, so he stands up, clears his throat and says "Optometry".

The family looks confused, so he explains, "It means eye care."

I think my optometrist is in love with me.

Every time I leave his office he hands me a bottle of contact solution and says "Eye care for you"

In my town people have become so ruthless and mean of spirit that near where I live there is an eye clinic called

Asif Eye Care

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I went to get my eyes tested the other day...

The clinical was named 'Asif Eye Care'.

Worst service ever!!!

Nobody gives a fuck about anything there!!!

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