Experimented Jokes - 11 Hilarious Experimented Jokes

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My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school.

I said, “Yes, but I was part of the control group.”

I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.

If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.

I've experimented with a lot of drugs back in the day,

But with cocaine, that's where I drew a line.

I told my wife that I experimented a lot when I was in college.

I was a Chemistry major.

Scientists experimented on a guy and cooled his body down to absolute zero...

Don't worry, he's 0K

What did the bully use when he experimented with the dark arts?

A Wedgie Board.

Did you hear about the cattle farmer that experimented with feeding his cow cannabis?

The results were promising at first but it turned out the steaks were too high.

Albert Einstein was a musician throughout his life. He had a phase where he experimented with hip hop. His rapper name was

MC squared

In college I experimented with marijuana. I did it in snow and I did it in sleet

But I did not in hail

American scientists experimented on some spiders to find out more about the fascinating insect

They started off by saying to the spider to run.

As they all thought the spider started to run.

Then they removed all the legs from the spider and told the spider to run again.

And as they thought the spider didn't run.

The American scientists then concluded that spide...

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When I was in high school, I experimented sexually...

The experiment was to never have sex with anybody - no matter how hard I tried.

Success! Hypothesis confirmed.

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