I didn't think i was the type of person that only liked expensive food...
Then I moved out and saw that all food was expensive food
A large man in dirty, tattered clothes walked into a five-star restaurant.
The maitre d tries to firmly reject him from the restaurant, but the man glares at him and growls "Oh, you're not going to let me eat? My father used to have people refuse to serve him, and if you don't let me in I'm going to have to do what he did when that happened".
The matre d fearfully s...
A man is on a date...[NSFW]
A man is on date with a beautiful girl and he takes her to a fancy hotel with a fancy restaurant and orders the most expensive food which happens to be a traditional italian pasta. While he is eating he finds finds a strand of hair and goes ballistic with anger. He immediately calls the manager and ...
So a pianist and his girlfriend go on a date to a restaurant.
They both order some exquisite and expensive food, and when it comes time to play their bill, the girlfriend offers to pay. Problem is, she forgot all her money and she asks if the pianist can pay for it. “I can’t,” he says. “I’m Baroque.”
My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to rehome her.
My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to rehome her.
She is a purebured from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. She's not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them do...
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