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Expect The Unexpected Jokes

They say to always to expect the unexpected

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

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'Expect the unexpected'

Now that would make the unexpected the expected, but since the expected is being expected, then that would mean it wasn't the unexpected, so what the fuck do we expect?

Life tip! (Joke)

When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them and ask if they expected it!

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