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Excuse Me Waiter Jokes

Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud

Yes sir, it's fresh ground!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Gordon Ramsey: excuse me waiter, are these icecubes fresh?

Waiter: uhm no, they’re frozen
Gordon: FUCKIN HELL!

Excuse me waiter, there’s a problem with my salad...

I think it needs addressing

A man orders soup at the restaraunt, but as soon as it arrives, it becomes apparent something is very wrong with his meal.

He flags down his waiter.

"Excuse me waiter, could you please taste my soup?"

The waiter gives the man a strange look.

"Is something wrong with your soup, sir?"

The man shakes his head,

"Please taste the soup, waiter."

The waiter gets flustered, he told the ...

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