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Ex Navy Jokes

My Dad told me this one ( he is ex navy)

What is a Sailors motto?

Never leave your mates behind...

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A guy walks into a bar and is down on his luck.

Guy tells the bartender he's down on his luck and wants to know what he has to do to get free drinks for the rest of the night.

Bartender says, "well you've got to do 3 things, first, you see that guy at the end of the bar? Hes an ex Navy SEAL, you have to kick his ass. Second, there's a 12ft...

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