UPJOKE

Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates..

They will kill your dog.

Sometimes I wonder about my ex girlfriends who I haven't seen in years,

you know, like has she become all fat and bloated, or has she become disgustingly skinny; or maybe someone has already found the body.

I stole my ex girlfriends wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back

What do atheists and all my ex girlfriends have in common?

No expectation of a coming of any kind

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