UPJOKE

“Everyone makes mistakes”...

Said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin.

Not everyone makes a great meatloaf...

but generally, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

My advice to Jussie Smollett is everyone makes mistakes...

Don’t beat yourself up over it!

Everyone makes the joke over here "everything in Australia can kill you". You know what probably won't kill you in Australia?

An assault rifle

Everyone makes fun of North Korea's military

Personally, I'm amazed and terrified. Just imagine what they would accomplish if they opened their eyes.

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