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Every House Jokes

A farmer was retiring and in preparation for selling of his farm, needed to get rid of his animals. So, he went to every house in his town to sell them.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse.

To the houses where the woman is the boss, he gave a chicken.

He comes towards the end of the street, and sees a couple outside gardening.

"Who's the boss around here?" , he asked.

"I am", said the man.

"I ...

I don't feel safe in my neighborhood.

Every house I try to break into has a Pitbull terrier.

A man from Baden, an Alsatian and a Swiss are talking about where the little children come from.

The Alsatian says: "The stork brings them here. There is a stork's nest on almost every house roof. The man from Baden thinks again. "Here they do it in the hospital". The Swiss is a little embarrassed. "I don't know exactly, but it definitely varies from canton to canton".

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John is a mailman in a small town. Everyone in the town knows him. Today he is retiring.

Every house he went to, families were greeting him and congratulating him. Most game him gifts. Flowers, cards, presents ... until he got to the last house on his final route.

A woman came to the door stark naked. She quietly took him upstairs and made sweet passionate love to him for hours u...

A rabbi and a priest are discussing their dreams

"I dreamt of the jewish heaven the other night" says the priest "It was horrible, a slum overflowing with people! It was chaos, I tell you, all the people talking and walking around! And making so much noise... Thank God I woke up from that nightmare!"

"Interesting" says the rabbi "The other ...

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