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How mathematicians escape from prison

How mathematicians escape from the prison:

Mathematicians: let's say there is a door...

Q: How did the programmer escape from prison?

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How did the nucleus escape from prison?

It escaped through a "cell wall".

Three women escape from prison....

A redhead, brunette & a blonde escape from prison and hide in a farmers' barn. Seeing no other cover, they decide to hide in three separate burlap sacks.

Before long, a deputy searches the barn and comes across the sacks.

He nudges the first sack, with the redhead in it, and she l...

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman escape from prison.

They have just finished climbing the wall when they hear police sirens so they decide to hide in the back of a nearby R.S.P.C.A van and each climbed into some old cloth sacks they find in there. Ten minuets later a police officer looks into the back of the van and sees the three filled sacks.
He ...

a brunette, ad red head, and a blonde escape from prison

The three ladies hatch a plot to escape from prison by hiding in a laundry truck. As soon as the truck stops, they jump out and make a run for it.
Being in the middle of nowhere they head for a plume of smoke that seems to be coming from a chimney.
Upon arriving at a farm, they hear sirens an...

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