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Erdogan Jokes

What does President Erdogan have in common with Little Miss Muffet?

They both have Kurds in their whey

Erdogan set to lose Istanbul

Now it's Constantinople.

Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game?

Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)

Looks like Erdogan had to quit...

...cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

You have two cows..

USA: You have two cows. You outsource a farm to milk them and sell the milk to those who can afford it. You then use the profit to buy someone else's cow for your butcher to make steak with.

Russia: You have two cows. When you get sober you remember that the mafia took them away from you, so ...

So Putin and Erdogan walk into a bar.

Sorry, a war.

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