A teacher is teaching his class when he notices a student fooling around with a metre stick.
He tells the kid to stop, as it’s distracting. The kid does.
A few minutes later, the kid is tapping his desk with the same metre stick. The teacher tells him to stop, so he does.
Later in the class, the kid is poking his classmates with the metre stick. Once again, the teacher tells...
Dummy
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde...
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