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An on-duty police officer is staking out a particularly popular bar right before closing time hoping to catch anyone trying to drink & drive

As the patrons start exiting the bar at closing time, he sees one guy who seems particularly drunk.

The cop watches intently as this guy stumbles off the curb, trips over his own feet and tries his car keys on 4 different cars before ultimately finding his own. Once he finally finds his car a...

What kind of moron invented the fire blanket

Surely fire is warm enough already?

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I was sitting in a room with my new step-mom and my dad:

For some reason, I blurt out "how come there's so much porn about step-mom and son's?"



Like custody hearings aren't tense enough already.

Testing makeup on animals is WRONG...

They are cute enough already.




^Just ^thought ^I'd ^share ^this ^wholesome ^joke.

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I saw a guy with down syndrome buying a pair of jeans today.

I thought to myself, "What a greedy bastard, haven't you got enough already?"

Trump wants to visit UK in show of 'solidarity'

Haven't we suffered enough already?

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Arsenal FC offered a trial for the rescued Thai football team

One of the boys Tam said "Fuck off , haven't you seen we have suffered enough already ".

Google knows!

Subject: Today's Reality


CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?


GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.


CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.


GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.


CALLER: OK. I would like to order a ...

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