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Engineering Teacher Jokes

A group of engineering teachers walk onto a plane..

..the teachers were on their way to an engineering confrence. The pilot came on the intercom and welcomed the teachers on board. He then said, "Teachers, we have word that your students completed all the math and physics that went into building this plane."

In a hurry, all the teachers rushe...

Engineering teacher gave us this one.

So a priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing a round of golf but they are stuck behind an incredibly slow foursome. They keep waiting and finally the groundskeeper drives by and they ask him whats going on with the group ahead.

He explains that the group ahead is made up of four fir...

My Indian engineering teacher told us this today

Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

A group of engineering teachers get on a plane...

After everyone settle to their seats, the captain starts speaking:

"Hello everyone, this is the captain speaking. I want you to all know that this plane was built by your students!".

After hearing this, all the teachers started running off the plane and refused to fly, except one. The ...

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My shop class teacher told me this one.

A physics teacher, an engineering teacher, and a shop class teacher all get on a plane.

As they're getting comfortable, the pilot comes in over the intercom. "Good evening ladies and gentlemen," he says, "I understand we have some teachers on our flight. We've got a special treat for them: ...

Trust is everything

Some engineering teachers were invited to a long-distance flight by their university, all things payed.

When all the passengers were seated and ready to take off, the announcement came that the plane they were in was proudly built by their students.

Uproar. Madness.

Teachers scr...

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Everything is about confidence.

Many Engineering teachers were invited to a flight, after they all took seat they were told that the plane they were in was entirely built by their students, Every one of the teachers quickly panicked got up and tried to exit the plane desperately but one of them was quiet and appeased he said:
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