Buddy: Yo so I just watched Avengers Endgame, and you know what happened?
Me: Might as well tell me, so many spoilers on social media anyway
Buddy: Well, I was at the theater, and I saw your girl with another dude...
Marvel endgame spoiler joke (roses are red)
Roses are red
Thor is fat
The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat
MAYOR ENDGAME SPOILERS AHEAD!
Ok now that all the nerds are gone, I'm throwing an epic party at my house tomorrow and you're all invited!
WARNING WILL CONTAIN ENDGAME SPOILERS
If falcon is the new captain america does that mean he is going to be captain falcon
What do you call a car spoiler that's about to break?
An endgame spoiler
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