A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman Police Officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blondes driver's licence. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it lo...
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A man goes to a kebab street food restaurant
“One classic portion with extra sauce please.”
The man in the window writes down the order and yells to the back:
“One Oh fuck with a guitar”
“What?! That’s not what I ordered!”, replies the confused customer.
“Oh don’t worry. It’s just our slang for your order sir.” <...
So these two ladies walk into a mortician's office.
The first woman says to the mortician, "I've got my husband here in his very best blue suit, but what I'd really appreciate is if you could have him in a black suit for the funeral. Here's a blank check, use whatever you need, I just want him in a black suit."
The mortician agrees and thanks...
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