Empty Wallet Jokes - 4 Hilarious Empty Wallet Jokes

To the guy that found my empty wallet...

I don't know how to repay you.

What is the best male contraceptive?

An empty wallet.

My girlfriend is mad because I keep getting free drinks around town by saying I'm engaged

She said "Why is it that every time you say your engaged people congratulate you and buy you a drink, but when I say it they charge me double?"

I told her that when she says it they expect to see a ring but when I say it they expect to see an empty wallet

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(OC) One day while going to the bathroom, a little boy asks his father, "Dad what are these things hanging under my weewee?"

"Oh that" says his dad, "Those are your family jewels."

"Oh" the boy replies.

The next day, the dad gets a call from the school principal that his son is in trouble and will be suspended for looking up a girls skirt.

The dad asked the son, "What were you thinking?"

The s...

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