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Empty Stomach Jokes

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A sex Ed teacher walks into class with a condom and a banana

He addresses the class and says "today i will show you how to use a condom and i have this banana because i can't get hard on an empty stomach"

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?

Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty.

I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach

and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

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Carl: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?

Steve: well I can eat 6.

Carl: no you can eat only 1 because after after eating one you are no longer on an empty stomach.

Steve: Great joke! I will tell my friend.

Steve: dude how many apples can you eat on an empty ...

A dozen eggs

Jim's friend tells him:
"I have a joke for you: how many eggs can you eat in the morning, on an empty stomach?"

"I don't know", answers Jim, "I'd say a dozen".

"No, just one!" answers his friend. "After that, you're not on an empty stomach anymore!"

"Funny one!" answers the m...

Man: can you cook? Woman: can you change the oil in my car?

Man: not on an empty stomach

A scientist invented a new machine that could detect lies

So he called three women to test it. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

First he asked the brunette to say something. She said,“i think i can eat 12 burgers with an empty stomach”. The machine beeped. “ okay, maybe 8”. The machine was quiet.

Next he asked the redhead to test it. She...

Little Johnny is complaining to his mother early in the morning

'Mum, I have a stomach ache...'

'Don't worry, honey,' says the mother. 'It's only aching because you have an empty stomach.'

Little Johnny acknowledges this and calms down. In the evening, Little Johnny's parents welcome an esteemed guest: the Under Secretary of Interior. During the co...

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Apples

Boy: How many Apples can you eat in an empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 Apples.

Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd Apple that's not in empty stomach.

Girl: WOW Super joke I'll tell my friends.
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A man from Brooklyn...

A man from Brooklyn who worked for an entertainment company was tasked with with looking after meals for singer Adele, who was in town for a performance one day.

It was known throughout the business that she refused to work on an empty stomach and that this job was crucial to the success of ...

An American, a South-African and a Korean are on a plane.

After a malfunction in one of the motors, the plane is forced to make an emergency landing. The plane crashes into the ocean, a few hundred metres from a remote island. Only the American, the South-African and the Korean survives.

All three swim to the island, and it quickly becomes clear tha...

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A Rare Dish

This is a long one.

An English cook is trying to build up his skills as a chef. He's been working for years learning all sorts of rare and unique dishes to serve at his mentor's restaurant.

One day a wealthy guest at the restaurant asks to meet the cook and says "While I enjoyed the me...

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