A friend of mine who suffers from long term memory loss went to an employment agency to find what work he's suited for.
Today he became chief moderator for r/jokes.
A dog walks into an employment agency and says he’s looking for full-time work.
“Holy cow! A talking dog!” the agency owner cries. “With your talent, I’m sure we could find you a job in entertainment. Maybe a circus?”
“A circus?” the dog asks. “Why would the circus need an accountant?”
Two friends go to an employment agency looking for jobs.
The agent asks the first one what he does. "Pilot" the man says.
"Excellent" the agent replies. "We have a bunch of openings for pilots." She gives him a form and sends him on his way.
She then asks the second man what he does. He tells her he's a woodcutter.
"Oh, I'm sorry" ...
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A millennial shows up at an employment agency.
He goes: "Hi, I'm looking for a job, and despite the stereotype, I'm willing to do anything and start from the bottom.
The agent goes "well, there's a farm that needs help with loading some grain sacks."
"Ah, well, that sounds very tiring, and it probably involves being in the sun or t...
An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency
Lady : I have two openings for you.
Guy : I know.
The lady hangs up.
Redneck Job seekers
2 redneck brothers are going to an employment agency
The counselor asks the 1st redneck "do you have any special skills?"
He replies "I'm a pilot."
She says "oh that's wonderful! There is a high demand for good pilots. if you go down to the airport you will have no problem f...
Ole & Sven
Ole and Sven are looking for work. They go to the employment agency to see what there is to do. Ole went in first, and says he's a wood chopper. He comes out and tell Sven they might as well move along, because there is no work here. Sven says we already came here, what's the harm in having a look? ...