Something I don't understand.

I **never** get why some people randomly emphasis a few odd words in a paragraph. Are you **gonna** just read the emphasised words? When you write like this, does it **give you** a sense of satisfaction? What's **up** with that?

I saw a girl busking today.

She had a great voice and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing.
"Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
"Your thong," I replied with a wink.
Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.
It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.

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