How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They just sit in the dark and cry
emos and goths should wear more gold
its pretty metal
I'm making a film about emos.
I really need to stop saying "cut!" at the end of each scene.
What‘s an Emos favorite sub?
/wrists
What's an alternative name for The Council of Emos?
The Cutting Board.
What do you call a group of emos
Suicide squad
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance
Five emos in a room
A study has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill himself because he wont have a corner to cry in.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line
Where do emos get their gaming gear?
Razer.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do emos use to compress files?
.rawr files
I wish my grass was emo
So it would cut its self
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