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Emailed Jokes

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My girlfriend just emailed me

"thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"

Does anyone know what "ternative" mean?

Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other…

…the NSA will finally read it.

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Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker...

So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus

My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

My friend just emailed me a compressed nsfw video

sigh... *unzips*

A Nigerian businessman emailed me to invest in his mining business

Edit: thanks for the gold stranger

Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still alive.

Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message:

370HSSV - 0773H

Trump was baffled, so he emailed it to the his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI

No one could solve it at FBI, so it went to the CIA. With no clue as to its mea...

My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes

I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store.

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A doctor accidentally emailed the results of all his vasectomy patients to everyone on the internet.

They were publicly desemenated.

Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama?

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Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns

She just accidentally deleted them.

My Chinese friend from Wuhan emailed us a joke about how Covid-19 began, but nobody understood.

I guess you had to be there to get it.

I invented a device to disrupt the watchmaking industry. I emailed a proposition to a French watchmaker. Their response?

Seiko Killer? Qu'est-ce que c'est?

I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever

they said, "No, just till the end of June".

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I accidentally emailed my essay to the 3D printer

It came out as a piece of shit

I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP.

I guess she deleted it.

I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, ​but never got a response

Do I need to call FBI to look into it​​

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a dominatrix club..." he tells the bartender.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just emailed in my application form for a dominatrix club..." he tells the bartender. "What happened?" the bartender asks. "I got an instant reply thanking me for my submission."

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