Why wasn't the elf allowed to use the step ladder to decorate the Christmas tree?
Because of 'elf and safety restrictions.
One of Santa's helpers and a football player on the defense together went on a rampage.
It was elf and safety gone mad.
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys next year?
It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
Why did Santa have to close his toy factory?
Elf and safety!
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