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Election Result Jokes

The 2020 election results are in!

Oh sorry, this is just for us Russians.

Why do the election results take so long?

It’s a race between two 70+ year old men. What do you expect?

Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.

I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you screwed it up.

Waiting for election result is pointless..

We all know an old dumb guy gonna win. AGAIN

The U.S. election results delay is pathetic

In Egypt, we know who won before the elections.

After the losing party refuses to accept election results, a country is teetering on the edge of a civil war.

Armed insurgents invade the capitol, threaten violence and are ultimately overpowered. But intelligence shows that they may be planning another attack.

The country’s leaders ask for advice in how to handle the violence.

The winning party yells “Impeach the outgoing president during...

*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked

The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.

Waiting for the US election results is giving me the same nerves as the NZ election the other week did

That would be no nerves, I’m British.

Election results are coming in from Warsaw

So we’ll soon see who’s leading the Poles.

My daughter keeps refreshing the latest election results.

And my only goal in life was to keep her off the polls.

Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results

The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away

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Fan's of Marvel should be happy with the election results.

Looks like you'll be getting a Civil War sequel much earlier than anticipated.

Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results.

Orange is the new black.

A driver gets caught in a long tailback and, after not moving for forty minutes, sees a patrolman approaching.

He asks what the holdup is and the policeman says "About a mile up the road there's Donald Trump on a soapbox. He says he's sick and tired of the ingratitude of this goddamn country and if he doesn't get five million dollars to continue his fight to overturn the election result, he's going to drench...

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One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'

'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'
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Glad marijuana is being legalized.

It sure helps coping with the election results.

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