I told my daughter to be sensible before her eighteenth birthday party.
She said, "You are only eighteen once!"
I said, "No...you're eighteen 365 times, unless it's a leap year."
On his eighteenth birthday, a son announces to his parents that he is no longer abiding by their curfew.
“I’m an adult now,” he says, “and you can’t stop me from exiting and entering the house any time I want.”
“You’re half right,” says his dad. “We can’t stop you from leaving the house, but we can stop you from coming back in.”
Tim the Chicken
Tim was a nervous chicken.
He rarely went out in public and spent the majority of his life trying to blend in to the background.
And this devotion to anonymity followed Tim through his entire childhood and adolescence.
As Tim approached his eighteenth birthday, his one friend,...
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A very rich man gave birth to a son.
On the son's sixteenth birthday, The man asked him what he wanted, and said that he would get anything his heart could desire. The son only asked for a pink ping pong ball. His father was curious, but complied. After they had cake and ice cream and the son opened his presents, he went up to his room...
A mum and a dad give birth to a child.
He was a perfectly healthy baby boy but there was a small catch. He was just a head. So the parents though ok that weird but raised him and loved him none the less. They had to carry him around and feed him. Then on his eighteenth birthday his dad took him for his first legal pint. The dad lifted up...
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