What’s the similarity between a man with an upset stomach and a list of ancient Egyptian pharaohs?

>!They both have a toot in common!<

What is the deal with Egyptian pharaohs and people that eat beans?

I hear they have a Tutankhamon

An Egyptian pharaoh hired me to lay flooring at a tomb he was building. He said it wouldn’t pay well at first but as I worked my way to the top I would reap the benefits. it wasn’t quite a pyramid scheme

But it was multi level carpeting.

What operating system did the ancient Egyptian Pharaohs use?

Ubuntutankhamun

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.

It was a toot and car moon.

What name did they give the Egyptian pharaoh who rarely passed gas?

Toot-uncommon

Waddaya get when you cross a cowboy with an Egyptian Pharaoh?

Darn Tutankhamun!

An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over...

He was in denial.

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