All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
There was once an Egyptian Pharaoh rumored to have never passed gas...
His name was Toot-Uncommon.
What is the deal with Egyptian pharaohs and people that eat beans?
I hear they have a Tutankhamon
What operating system did the ancient Egyptian Pharaohs use?
Ubuntutankhamun
If two Egyptian pharaohs farted at the same time...
...did they toot in common?
What’s the similarity between a man with an upset stomach and a list of ancient Egyptian pharaohs?
>!They both have a toot in common!<
An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over...
He was in denial.
Waddaya get when you cross a cowboy with an Egyptian Pharaoh?
Darn Tutankhamun!
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I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
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