Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants?
Store worker: Why do you ask?
Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?
What do eggplants, zucchini and cucumber all have in common ?
none of them looks like a peach
Guy gets a job as a spy...
He's sent on his first mission, and told that the secret passphrase he has to give to contacts is, "The night-bird flies at dawn."
He's instructed to go to London, head to Piccadilly Circus, and speak to a guy in a purple fedora, busking. So he flies to London, goes to Piccadilly Circus, fin...
Master List for Easter Dad Jokes
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.
What kind of bunny canโt hop? A chocolate one!
Why did the Easter egg hide? He ...
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