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Eating Food Jokes

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What's the point of eating food?

It all goes to shit anyways...

I love eating food at midnight

It's pasta bed time!

Eating food is a lot of work.

It's the most calorie consuming thing I do all day.

A mother was having a baby and the father was out of the room eating food. A nurse ran up to the father and told him “the doctor is ready to deliver your baby”…

The father looked at the nurse with a scared face and said “I’d rather my baby be born with a liver.”

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A guy walks into a bar with his monkey...

A guy walks into a bar with his monkey.

While at the bar, the monkey won't stop jumping from here and there, messing with the fridge, with the tables, eating food from people's tables devouring everything until a moment that he eats a pool ball.

The bartender said to the monkey's owner...

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