What did the cannibal mother say as her family entered the coma ward of the hospital.
Eat your vegetables.
I know its bad but everytime i hear the vegan teacher say that sentece its all i can think about.
A man with a hunchback, limp and massive bald spot is sitting in a bar, drinking his beer
When a knock out blonde sits next to him, smiles and says "Hey, can I buy you a drink?" Man, dumbfounded, can only nod. He gets his drink and woman keeps flirting. Guy, thinking this must be some sort of prank isn't engaging when she suddenly asks if he wants to go to her place. "What the hell, why ...
You are what you eat
You are what you eat.
Don't eat your vegetables.
If they say you are what you eat
Then I sure as hell understand why you wouldn’t wanna eat your vegetables.
What do you say to a cannibal when he visits the nursing home?
Eat your vegetables
Why did the cannibal eat his grandma?
Because she said,"Eat your vegetables."
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