A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park..
He sat down on a bench and began eating.
After a few minutes, a blind man came by and sat down next to him.
Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.
The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few seconds, looked puzzled, and finally ...
A Woman Walks Into A Cafe
A woman goes to a cafe and takes a seat outside. While she's eating, she overhears a group of men at the next table.
"Look, let's go with the simple option. It's spelled W-O-O-M."
"No, I'm sure there's an R in there. W-O-O-M-R."
"I thought it was longer than that, and had a B. W...
An orthodox Rabbi walks into a restaurant...
It’s not a kosher place, but he thinks “what the hell, why not?” He asks for a seat outside.
He looks at the menu, and decides if he’s gonna eat non-Kosher food, he’s going to do it in the biggest way possible. He orders a whole, roasted suckling pig, complete with multiple sauces and an appl...
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