Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I'd like to hear today's special.
I said yeah
He said, today is special.
I said, I can appreciate a good dad joke, but can you tell me about the menu please.
The waiter slams his notebook down on the table, and says, sir the men I please is my own private business.
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Does your family say a prayer before you eat dinner?
Non. We are French, we know how to cook.
Where do baby cows eat dinner?
**In a calfeteria.**
(Told to me by my 5 year old granddaughter)
From the 7 year old nephew: Why didn't the volcano eat dinner?
Because its plates were broken.
Thanks to my neighbor's cooking, I'll never forget to eat dinner.
I've developed a Pavlovian response to their smoke detectors.
My friend told me this joke
It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in and eat dinner with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon back up." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "bu...
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