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Easy To Tell Jokes

It won't be easy to tell that I started stealing stuff I find on the street,

but there will be signs.

It's easy to tell if someone is an organ donor.

In fact, its a dead giveaway.

Why is it easy to tell jokes in a prison?

You have a captive audience.

Its pretty easy to tell who my dad's favorite child is.

Mostly because I'm an only child.

It's easy to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.

A crocodile will see you in a while, an alligator will see you later.

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A Dirty Joke from the 14th Century

The joke comes to us from Jean de Conde of Hainaut, born 1275:

A game of truth-telling is being played at court by a Queen and her retinue. A knight is asked by the Queen if he has fathered any children; he is forced to admit that he has not.

The Queen nods in assent, saying "you do no...

It's very easy to tell when I'm lying.

Usually, my body is in a horizontal position.

Why is it easy to tell when you use the wrong sauce?

Heinz sight is 20 20

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It’s easy to tell how big a woman’s breasts are, but now it’s even easier to see the biggest dick

They’re the one not wearing a mask

While you're at someone's house, it's pretty easy to tell if they like plants.

Just look around and see if they botany.

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One time I dated a girl that had a twin but it was always super easy to tell them apart.

One painted her nails red and the other had a cock

Doing math, it's sometimes very easy to tell what you did wrong.

If you got infinity, it's even easier: You took a wrong turn. Instead of making a right turn, you took aleph one.

Reposts versus retellings. (Not a joke)

I just wanted to make a quick PSA about jokes.

Jokes are meant to be retold. A good joke gets told a thousand times, and spreads like a virus. Like a virus a joke will often mutate and change as it passes from person to person, often tweaked for better performance.

Now, what is the dif...

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