What do you call something that’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?


Why is it so easy to get a job as a percussion instructor?

You just have to answer a few cymbal questions.

It's always so easy to get a rise out of my mother's French sister.

She's a croissant

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It’s not easy to get a used tampon

You’d have to pull a few strings.

It was surprisingly easy to get a job at the zoo as a computer scientist

Probably because I am fluent in Python

Must be easy to get rich as a necromancer

You'd be making a living!

Why is it easy to get into a pirate college?

Because you only need high Cs

Is it easy to get a job at a restaurant?

I don’t have a lot of work experience, so ideally I’d be looking for an entree-level position.

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It's pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy

You just replace the S's with P's

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My grandad sent me this

Enjoy the fun & the pun.

Q: Can February March?

A: No. But April May!

Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?

A: I better ...

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