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Easy To Get Jokes

What do you call something that’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Trouble.

Overeaters Anonymous meetings are easy to get in to...

...there's always room for more.

Why is it so easy to get a job as a percussion instructor?

You just have to answer a few cymbal questions.

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It’s not easy to get a used tampon

You’d have to pull a few strings.

It's always so easy to get a rise out of my mother's French sister.

She's a croissant

Must be easy to get rich as a necromancer

You'd be making a living!

Is it easy to get a job at a restaurant?

I don’t have a lot of work experience, so ideally I’d be looking for an entree-level position.

Why is it easy to get into a pirate college?

Because you only need high Cs

It was surprisingly easy to get a job at the zoo as a computer scientist

Probably because I am fluent in Python

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It's pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy

You just replace the S's with P's

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