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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy

but socially dead.

Early to bed, early to rise...

... this guy neither has WiFi nor wife.

Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that .

The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p

I really needed to go early to bed, but I thought I could play just one more game.

Then it dawned on me.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man asks his doctor: "Do you think I'll live to be a hundred?"

The doctor asks the man "Well, that depends. Do you drink?"

"Oh, no sir! I abstain from all alcohol. Soda, too. I just drink plenty of fresh water."

"Do you smoke?"

"No, sir! Never smoked in my life, and I stay away from any place with second hand smoke."

"Do you eat a lo...

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