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Early risers

A young man joined a firm straight after graduating college. His first day, he went through the company orientation, and at lunch time he was told to grab a bite at the cafeteria.

As he was eating his lunch, he overheard a couple of men at another table.

"Bob, you look rough, man!"...

I have only ever seen hot air balloons in the morning

I guess they’re all early risers

Study reveals a fifth of parents regret how they named their children.

Then Study goes directly to bed because I'm raising him to be an early riser.

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