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Early Christmas Jokes

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Early Christmas morning little Johnny got

Onto his brand new bike and was riding around when a policeman on horseback comes up to him.

"My my son, did Santa Claus bring you that shiny new bike for Christmas this year?"

"Yep, he sure did!" Little Johnny excitedly said.

The officer pulls out his ticket book and says,
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I went into a toy store to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the assistant, "Where are the Schwarzenegger dolls?"

He said, "Aisle B, back."

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Golf on Christmas Morning

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed, and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll m...

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A father sits down with his son

A father sits down with his 18 year old son and they have a father-son chat. “Son, it’s getting close to Christmas and I know you’ve been a good kid this year. I don’t have much money but I got you an early Christmas gift. “ the dad says. “That’s ok Dad. I love you” the son replied.

The dad s...

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