The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement an...
what did the necrophiliac get at the funeral?
moUrning wood
W H E E E E E Z E ! ! !
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
' Z A S T R Z E Z Y N S K I '
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
My teacher just asked our class if we could name the 5th and 26th letters of the alphabet.
I said “Yeah that’s E Z”
A sailor walks into a bar and strikes up a conversation with another man...
The guy asks him: “So how many of the 7 seas have you sailed?”
The pirate responds “7!! There aren’t 7 seas lad, there are 26 and I’ve sailed 25”
“Oh really which seas have you sailed?”
“Well I’ve sailed the A Sea, the B Sea, the C Sea, the D Sea, the E Sea, th...
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