Dyslexic Man Jokes

Thank you.

…and apologizes to the lingerie model.

(Pretty sure it’s original)

Either way he's getting at least two cups

"They should have just compiled!!!"

Saw a sign that said “nope”.

“Well, I guess I’ll come back later”

He was trying to keep her mane short

He was released as authorities felt bad for him.

Tapas

If you were looking for a punchline them im sorry to say but its in the title. Now i know this breaks the rules but for this specific joke to have the punchline separate just destroys the underlying potential humor.

Not sure why he’s on our high school gym stage, though. Maybe he saw the sign saying “*Grad* Night”?

Whole joke in title! New era of convenience! In mother Russia, joke laughs at you!

***Bonus***, since you came in here anyway:

Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he repli... read more

To combat his bedroom.

He made melon-ade

TAXES!!!

Now to get to heaven these girls have to go up 100 steps. On each step there is a joke. If you laugh at a joke you fall straight to hell.
Now the brunet girl gets to about 25 steps then laughs hysterically at a joke about a dyslexic man.
The black haired girl goes much farther to about step 7... read more

He lies awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!

1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


2.A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."


3.Two peanuts walk into a ba... read more

Withdraws a reasonable amount of money, coming home and also realizing that another dyslexic man going into a bank made it on the front page of /r/jokes and is thoroughly confused because dyslexics can speak fine and often aren't seen as criminals.