but thanks to Trump, I know it'll be in a camp, surrounded by other minorities.
I realized I’m afraid of dying alone
So I’m going to start a cult and bring a few people with me.
I asked my dad why did he become a pilot. He said, "to conquer my greatest fear."
"The fear of flying?", I asked.
"No," said dad. "The fear of dying alone."
I was always afraid of dying alone, so thanks for being with me in my final moments.
Parachute instructor: PULL THE CORD PULL THE CORD!
Me: “Hey, don’t assume I’m dying alone. I might find someone, you don’t know.”
Waiter: “I asked if you were dining alone.”
Me: “Oh, sorry. Yes.”
My best friend’s marriage is such an inspiration.
A reminder that there are worse things in life than dying alone.
NSFL? 2 pilots are discussing piloting
One asks "Why did you become a pilot?" He responds "To overcome my fears" He asks "Which ones? Heights?" He responds "Dying alone"
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The pilot and co-pilot are sitting in the cockpit of an airplane.
As they wait for the passengers to board, the pilot says to the co-pilot,
“Why did you become a pilot?”
To which the co-pilot replies, “To overcome my greatest fear.”
“Flying?” the pilot asks
“No.” says the co-pilot, “Dying alone.”
Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?
And why does he have so many paintings of me dying alone?
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