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When you slap Dwane Johnson's ass

You hit rock bottom

What would Dwane Johnson be if he transformed into a giant mythical bird?

He’d be The Roc.

Bruce lee would beat dwane Johnson in a fight

Water erodes rock

If Dwane Johnson were to actually run for President...

He could only lose to paper.

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