Dumber Than Jokes - 10 Hilarious Dumber Than Jokes

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

...the hippie trying to sell them

and that my friends, as a geologist, is my favorite rock joke.

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Two Blonde Revenge Jokes

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3 blondes are walking on the beach and find a bottle with a genie in it. Genie says he can only grant 3 wishes, so they each get one. First blonde wishes to be 50% smarter than she is right now, genie turns her hair light brown. Second blonde wishes to be 75% smarter than she is right no...

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My work is horrible.

Its mostly the people that work there:

First we have this dumb . She is constantly conplaining about this and that. She is an 11/10 and cant solve a simple problem to save her life. She is dumber than a box of rocks and i hate that i have an enormous crush on her.

Next we ...

What do you call a friend who's smarter than you?

Bud-Wiser!!

What do you call a friend who's dumber than you?
Four Loko !!

People say humans aren't stupid

Yet half of humanity are dumber than average.

You know what's really dumb?

Directions on toilet paper.
What’s dumber than that?
Reading them.

Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.

Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you’ve been doing wrong.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a ...

Hillbillies

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "

2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'...

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Computer idiots (Warning: Old)

Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" k...

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